A5: THE ILLUMINATI OG

The Illuminati OG doesn’t whisper secrets—it shatters them wide open. This rare 70/30 Indica-dominant Hybrid comes straight from Josh D’s legendary 1996 Club 33 OG cut. If you know the name, you know the legacy. This isn’t a strain for small talk; This stash be best reserved for those late-night sessions when the world feels too interesting to ignore.

The high starts right at the crown, pulsing like static before diffusing through your body via invigorating warm waves. Your mood elevates, laughter hits without warning, and thoughts spiral inward like velvet smoke curling into shape. Soon, your limbs grow heavy, your mind expands, and reality blurs just enough to keep things fascinating. It’s calm, creative, and slightly trippy—like meditating under a strobe light.

Make no mistake—The Illuminati OG is STRONG. Boasting over 30% potency, this strain doesn’t play nice. Nor should you expect it to. New users should tread lightly and avoid driving or operating anything heavier than a remote for several hours. When this hits, it really hits.

Flavor-wise, it’s classic OG with a twist. Expect rich earth and pine upfront, followed by a sweet floral exhale that lingers long after your last hit. Break open the buds and the room fills with a scent somewhere between forest floor and fresh-cut herbs. It’s grounding yet intoxicating.

Visually, these nugs are stunning—dense, olive green with bluish hues, and shaped like little hearts dusted in amber trichomes. Each perfectly cured nug looks as potent as they feel.

Perfect for nighttime use, The Illuminati OG melts away fatigue, pain, and tension while unlocking the deep corners of your mind. It’s a heavy-hitter with style, mystique, and purpose—crafted for thinkers, creators, and those who prefer their peace with a side of power.